OY VEGAS!
(Or kvetcher on a stretcher!)
TONIGHT’S SUSPECTS
MYRON LINSKEY Head of the syndicate, Myron ordered all area crime families to this mob meeting to discuss a truce amongst the families before more of us end up like Franco Tucci and Antonio Manicotti, may they rest in pieces.
BENJAMIN SPIEGELHead of the Spiegel crime family, Benji wants all family heads to vote on who’s going to take over Franco Tucci’s territory now that he’s bitten the big one.
ROSA TUCCI Franco Tucci’s beloved widow. All right, maybe not beloved…everybody knows theirs was an arranged marriage to stop the wars of 82, but there was nothing Franco wouldn’t do for Rosa and nothing she wouldn’t do for him. It was a good marriage…each doing nothing for the other. And they made 8 bambinos!
HONEY INEZ TARGET Eye candy to adorn the arm of those guys who think manhood is determined by the beauty of the female-hood ornaments latched onto them. Problem is, this bimbo’s not out with just any married man…this particular bum is married to Rosa Tucci’s little sister Bianca. You know what they say about a family that sticks together - - - they need to bathe more often. But I digress.
AL CAPONI Says he’s from the Chicago family, hiding out from his pop. Al applied for the job of Benji’s new bodyguard, to replace Gino who got blown to smithereens starting Benji’s car last Monday. If Caponi were any stupider, you’d have to water him once a week.
YOUSE WISE GUYS JOINING US - ALL YOUSE GUYS AND DAMES ARE HEADS OF SYNDICATE CRIME FAMILIES GATHERED TO DISCUSS THE RECENT DEMISE OF TWO OF OUR OWN. MAY THEY REST IN PIECES. WATCH YOUR BACK. SOMEBODY'S GONNA DIE! |